holy shamozzle

An expressive term to describe an event beyond comprehension if the person doesn't have the brain power to think of a better term.

"there was like 8 of them" "Holy shamozzle!"

by this_dude666 October 31, 2014

holy apes

What happens when you're texting too fast using T9 and 'holy crap' turns into 'holy apes'.

holy apes did you see that!? :O

by Delleve March 08, 2008

Holy Corpse

The corpse of Jesus Christ which grants people stand abilities. Also, the president of the United States is after it

Johnny: Look Gyro! I'm spinning the holy corpse!
Gyro: What the fuck.

by Bttlckr September 13, 2020

Holy Scoliosis

This term was first used by YouTuber "ScottTheWoz". When this term is used it's usually is a replacement for the phrase "Oh god"

*something shocks you*
Example: Holy scoliosis what is that!

by SomeDumb June 20, 2018

Holy Schmaps

Holy Schmaps is a word made up by a 16 year old after she attempted to lighten the room when putting on her shoes half asleep on the floor.

She thinks it's a good and fun replacement for "holy shit".

"holy schmaps bro, are you kidding me?"

"Greg told me that he shoved a fork up his butt, and I was like, holy schmaps"

by Tikkytaks June 10, 2022

Holy Moses

When something so wild happens even the brother Moses couldn’t comprehend it

Me: yo you see that big booty girly ask out that one mans I’ve never even heard of?

George: holy Moses man how the hell did that happen

by jerafe May 31, 2019

Holy Sit

When autocorrect fucks with you

guy 1: holy sit
guy 2: Jacob, i think you mean holy shit
guy 1: no, i am siting on a flattened god
guy 2: HOLY SIT!

by MMᄅƎNpƎɹ ⅋ Ɔ∩ɯǝɹ∀p April 17, 2020