holy apes

What happens when you're texting too fast using T9 and 'holy crap' turns into 'holy apes'.

holy apes did you see that!? :O

by Delleve March 8, 2008

get holy

bringing oneself to ORGASM ! (unisex)

NOTHING to do with the church, except the sacred one of bodies slapping together! , "moving SHOT" !

jen "struck out" at the pick-up bar and went home to get holy !

john need a "treatment" , but had to improvise! soon he found himself getting holy !

he was " young, dumb, and full of come ! " (cum) he needed to get holy !

by michael foolsley April 3, 2021

holy s***

An ill-concealed way to spell 'holy shit' so that minors have to take extra trouble finding out what it means.

(Newspaper report)

Teacher in soup for yelling holy s*** at students in school.

by Yejus September 23, 2016

Holy Moses

When something so wild happens even the brother Moses couldn’t comprehend it

Me: yo you see that big booty girly ask out that one mans I’ve never even heard of?

George: holy Moses man how the hell did that happen

by jerafe May 30, 2019

Holy Scoliosis

This term was first used by YouTuber "ScottTheWoz". When this term is used it's usually is a replacement for the phrase "Oh god"

*something shocks you*
Example: Holy scoliosis what is that!

by SomeDumb June 20, 2018

The Holy Jamesity

The three James’. The best people ever. You would be lucky to meet them.

Did you guys see The Holy Jamesity last night?

by The holy Jamesity August 3, 2022

holy shamozzle

An expressive term to describe an event beyond comprehension if the person doesn't have the brain power to think of a better term.

"there was like 8 of them" "Holy shamozzle!"

by this_dude666 October 31, 2014