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Holy BEANS

A "14 year old" Irish girl, but we all know she's actually 10. She vote manipulates on the |r/watersheepcult Discord Server|. She always defends her trash country.
thetechtoot: uh it's Holy BEANS again
Kits: I know right! People should vote for us
by Pony Bottle June 13, 2020
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Holy Corpse

The corpse of Jesus Christ which grants people stand abilities. Also, the president of the United States is after it
Johnny: Look Gyro! I'm spinning the holy corpse!
Gyro: What the fuck.
by Bttlckr September 13, 2020
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The Holy Rock

A God that came to Earth from the top left corner of the universe. Has destroyed many civilizations over small things and will most likely continue to do so. Currently at Earth debating whether or not to end us.
"The Holy Rock has no mercy when its choice is final."
by TheFistOfTheMyths September 14, 2020
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Holy Mushroom

Holy Mushroom is our lord, god and savior. He came to earth as soon as it was created, and began to create life and beings of pure light. Then he made the sun of the light, to grow the living things there. Then, Holy Tree grew up from the ground. Together they made the Holy Fish, who evolved to Holy Birb.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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A holy shit

To make a holy shit, someone must use his own excrement to pack another one's fecal orifice. He, of course, also uses his cock to do this.

This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).
"Yo I totally got freaky with Tiffany the other night, and we made a holy shit"

"No way dude that's crazy!"
by hdhitch October 20, 2020
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Holy Chow

I only eat holy chow.
by shribr January 10, 2021
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Holy Blunt

A blunt that is made from paper obtained from a Bible.
Where tf is the Bible? I need my weed now bruh.
Don't worry I made a holy blunt while you were sleeping.
by Billcosbyeatme January 22, 2021
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