Holy Clap

Used instead of holy shit

HOLY CLAP THAT NIGGA GONNA DO IT!

by DaddyDaniel May 23, 2016

holy s***

An ill-concealed way to spell 'holy shit' so that minors have to take extra trouble finding out what it means.

(Newspaper report)

Teacher in soup for yelling holy s*** at students in school.

by Yejus September 23, 2016

Holy Cattle

When in great surprise, instead of holy cow, a southern man says holy cattle.

Holy cattle, she's crazy.

by RookieRooster September 29, 2021

Holy Scoliosis

This term was first used by YouTuber "ScottTheWoz". When this term is used it's usually is a replacement for the phrase "Oh god"

*something shocks you*
Example: Holy scoliosis what is that!

by SomeDumb June 20, 2018

holy see

official name of the vatican city

As the delegation of the holy see we hardly would like to state that we are completely against abortion.

by arclogarclogarclog August 26, 2018

The Holy Trinity

Wallet, phone, and keys.

"Cite the Holy Trinity before you leave the house: wallet, phone, and keys."

by Jacktup24/7 September 15, 2018

Holy Shower

The act of making five women squirt while performing the pleasure vortex. This performance often occurs over a sheet with a hole below. After a pleasure vortex is taken place after its 187 minute period, the Holy Water is collected and stored in the sacred pit, allowing easy access for later beverages. This beverage is known as Dasani Water.

Argiel-Mind if I take part in the Holy Shower this evening father?
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.

by semensquid489 May 5, 2022