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holy bum smoke 

Holy bum smoke (a fart )
Has she passed wind its only holy bum smoke
holy bum smoke by Urban w June 28, 2022

holy bloody jesus 

holy bloody jesus a phrase used in shock or surprise when curse words are not appropriate or you want to polite
holy bloody jesus that lightning strike was loud

holy bloody jesus playing in the mud was fun
holy bloody jesus by bluebear December 25, 2022

holy crap 

A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com
"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"

"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"

"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"
holy crap by Zak April 28, 2003

Holy... Oh My...

When you're so overwhelmed you just can't think of anything to say, so you kind of fall all over yourself.
After watching his house be destroyed by nuclear missiles, Carl said, "Holy... Oh my..."
Holy... Oh My... by the $cuN>| December 14, 2008

Holy Proud Meat

Similar to Proud Meat, except instead of your own hands, the hands are those of an alter boy.
"Holy Proud Meat, your hands sure do make my priestly scepter look big, young man."
Holy Proud Meat by Adam Nass September 18, 2007

Holy Shamrock!

a phrase used to replace the somewhat offensive phrase, "holy shit". first mentioned by a youtuber in one of his videos.
about to experience a steep drop on a rollercoaster
"HOLY SHAMROCK!!"