Hide-the-Cutlery-Retarded

Someone who is so stupid that it would behoove you to hide the silverware so that they don't injure themselves with it.

Timmy is hide-the-cutlery-retarded, he just asked me which band did "Stairway to Heaven". WOW.

by MimiMarquez July 22, 2010

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Hide-And-Go-Fuck

When you hide from a group of people in the house and fuck as fast as you can before they find you.

"What do you think about Denise & John?"
"I really liked that couple until I walked in on a hide-and-go-fuck."

by Sexmonster69 April 13, 2015

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Hide

He eats everything you give to him. Jewelry, Coins, Tissues, Paper. Children.

You know that man who got arrested? He was such a Hide.

by Some Guy, probably your Dad. August 9, 2015

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navel hider

A penis thats so big it hides your navel

I asked me sister if i had a big dick. She said its a navel hider

by tory borty August 5, 2013

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A variation of hide and go seek where once a person hiding is seen, has to rush back to the base where the seeker started counting, and say 1-2-3 the seekers name in order to be safe.
Origin: Chestnut ave, Palo Alto, CA

"Hey, wanna come play 1-2-3 hide and go seek with some people at the park tomorrow?"

by Shnarb roberts December 9, 2008

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dole bludger hide and seek

When you are busy handing out Centrelink payments to people 'job seeking' you may as well play hide and seek with that payment.

Where to hide the dole cheque? Under the shit cunt's workboots.

"I've been playing dole bludger hide and seek with this fuckwit for a few months now, cunt has no clue"

by thriftybuggar December 4, 2011

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