lord sausage hands

A person with very chubby fingers which makes them look like sausages.

Lord sausage hands can't keep his hands off himself.

by chinchillieday August 24, 2009

40 hands

a game in which the player tapes one 40 to each hand and is not allowed to un-tape them until they have finished drinking the 40s.

"the last thing I remember was starting to play 40 hands"

by anonymous December 20, 2003

magic hands

A person who has incredibly good hand skills, if you know what i mean ;)

Sean has magic hands!

by Arawra Stockings March 6, 2011

Shaking hands

An illegal act

John was shaking hands with Michael, the police arrested them.

by Notasithlord April 4, 2020

Edward Loko Hands

Similar to the party favorite "Edward 40 Hands," in this show of drinking spectacular, the participant(s) duct tape two Four Lokos to their hands. They must consume both Lokos before they are allowed to use their hands again. Extra credit is given for finishing them as fast as humanly possible.

We all played Edward Loko Hands to celebrate the fact that Four Loko is now banned for being too ridiculously awesome. Jim got a DUI and now Megan is pregnant.

by SteverMcGeever December 4, 2010

mr hands

A man that died shortly after taking the entire penis of a horse. The movie is available online by googleing MrHands.mpeg

"Oh man, did you see that video Mr Hands?"
"Yes, I can't believe that guy took all that that"

by SoftAndElegant April 11, 2008

Safe Hands

Declared when gropeage takes place. If the gropee (person being groped) is too shy to deter the groper, others can intervene with cries of "SAFE HANDS!!11!" to save the gropee from gropeage.

*Bowen grabs Amy around the thighs, slowly slipping his hands up towards her beltline*
Amy: Oo-er *concerned look*
Fabio: SAFE HANDS BOWEN, 5AF3 HANDZ!11!
Bowen: Damn, pwned. Again.

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac August 21, 2005