mississippi handshake

When you cover your hand in shit and then give a sloppy handjob

Oh I just got the best Mississippi handshake from Dillon earlier

by Kiezobeast September 24, 2016

Kentucky handshake

A handjob. Anytime someone pleasures another person using only their hands. "The ol' ball n' chain was too tired for sex, but she gave me a quick

Kentucky handshake!"

Catholic girls give good Kentucky handshakes!

by Shitbiscuit May 9, 2014

Wookiee Handshake

The act of two women, both with furry twats, scissoring and grinding their nether regions together in a display that resembles two Wookiee hands engaged in a friendly greeting. A more skillful version of the Wookiee handshake also exists. If the two women insert a double-ended dildo between them, and can achieve the same frenzied muff mashing while not exposing even a fraction of an inch of the dildo to potential onlookers, then this next-level Wookiee handshake has been achieved.

I'd harbored a certain nostalgia for hairy pussies from a young age. But it wasn't until I saw the Wookiee handshake in action, while simultaneously imagining the grunts and chortles of that beloved species who hailed from the planet Kashyyyk, that I could truly appreciate them.

by Arthur B. May 27, 2018

handshake orgy

A group of hands coming together to shake each other off

Daniel, Ford, and I just had this awesome handshake orgy. It felt amazing!

by handshake orgy man March 15, 2014

naked handshake

A greeting between two male nudists (or naked males in general) where they respectively give a soft tug on the other male's dick.

I saw Paul at the nudist colony, we gave each other a naked handshake.

by Apacupotomus September 13, 2017

Vietnamese Handshake

while shaking someone's hand, proceeding to stick your thumb in your butt and yell out in a German accent "Thummin Mine Asshole"

Example:

Friend 1: I met my girlfriend's parents yesterday

friend 2: how did that go?

friend 1: good. we did a vietnamese handshake.

friend 2: what's that?

Friend 1: we all stuck our thumbs in our asses when we shook hands and yelled out "thummin mine asshole" in a German accent.

There is nothing quite like sticking your thumb in your ass while shaking somebody's hand.

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

golden handshake

The act of urinating on one's own hand then vigorously shaking the hand of another

Wow, Bill was pleased with himself after he gave his boss a golden handshake for stealing his idea.

by feeling froggy?? February 3, 2006