sandy handy

A hand job at the beach handy

My cock is aching after that sandy handy

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

handball

to unload by hand

"fork lift truck? you must be joking. this is TESCO's. stop whinging and handball that twnty tons of spuds off NOW!

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

handball

To handball is to fist-fuck a guy.

I went to the Handball Express in San Francisco a few times, and I always left feeling stuffed!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

Spanish handbag

The act of placing your entire hand into a partners anus

I gave her a Spanish handbag and she took my watch

by Huge Hands February 25, 2011

Handy Dandy

Another word for a "handjob". It is normally used by tools trying to describe to his tool friends what sexual pleasures he recieved. This is generally used by middle school "bros" who are too immature to know what oral sex is.

Andrew:"Hey man my 13 year old girlfriend gave me the handy dandy last night."
John: "Tiiiiiigggghhhhttttt brrrooo.. jealoussss"

by me8576 October 20, 2009

Handbagging

v. The act of simulating teabagging (v. To lower one's scrotum into another's mouth) with ones hand.

I just witnessed Greg handbagging himself trying to explain teabagging to the professor.

by Dr. Inappropriate June 5, 2011

Handysome

A VERY handsome and GENEROUSLY handy man.

Who also happens to be an EXCELLENT drummer and WONDERFUL dancer!

You're so HANDYSOME, my love!

Man, I wish Handysome was here ...

by Caramajia December 29, 2008