Ham Napkin

A large, floppy labia, usually due to overuse or improper maintenance. Often found in pairs.
Carl: Honey Boo Boo's mom is enormous.

Rico: Yeah, I bet she's got a real nasty set of Ham Napkins.

Carl: I'd still do her. I think I have a problem.
by Gabe Lincoln March 24, 2013
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Ham Biscuit

When a person is sitting down and one ball decides to sit to one side of the seam in the crotch area showing and buldging through causing an outline.
“Wow, look at the size of elmers ham biscuit everytime he sits down”
by Metikulous93 August 18, 2018
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ham night

It's that thing where you throw a party, but you live in America - so all your guests are overweight and your air conditioning isn't keeping up as everyone is basted in their own juices.
Things really turned for the worst when someone brought up politics at our Ham Night.
by DarkDiggler June 03, 2020
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Glass Ham

Pressing your ass cheeks against a steamy, glass shower door.
I was lied in the bathroom to piss and my uncle was showering and gave me the glass ham.
by Dick Onchin November 03, 2020
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Road Ham

Uneaten sliced ham, usually taken from a diner, and placed in one’s pockets to be consumed during a car ride.
Oh hey, wow, is that some road ham in your glove box?
by Nick From Jersey December 04, 2022
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Ham-Slamwich

Rachel bent over in her bathrobe and the next thing ya know boom, ham-slamwich.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
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