Vote Ham

More than merely a slogan, more a state of mind.

You want a meaning to your life? You want a reason for being? Vote Ham and realise your existence.

To find what you seek in the road of life,

the best proverb of all is that which says:
"Vote Ham."

by Bruno2010 January 14, 2010

Clams to Hams

Female verison of nuts to butts.

Girls bring it in tight lets get those clams to hams.

by Danny Woodcock December 16, 2010

Neela ham

A girl that sucked off a 9th grader

Neela ham is a whore

by Damshunds April 9, 2019

shirt hams

big perky boobs. nuff said.

i got my face between your sisters shirt hams.

by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010

Ham Mode

A brief Time in witch you or your friend is wreaking the enemy team. Thus resulting in Ham Mode.

"My god im going Ham Mode!!"

by MasterMcfee August 22, 2014

Ham Biscuit

When a person is sitting down and one ball decides to sit to one side of the seam in the crotch area showing and buldging through causing an outline.

“Wow, look at the size of elmers ham biscuit everytime he sits down”

by Metikulous93 August 18, 2018

ham taco

Has its roots in your moms pants. a very meaty pussy.

I fucked your mom last night, and she had a serious ham taco lol

by Hom Tanno February 27, 2015