holy cheezus

The Jesus of the grilled cheese world. Everybody pray to the holy cheezus because he's holy and sexy as a grilled cheezus could be. Dam I love me some cheezus!

I pray to the holy Cheezus but when I pray, I wanna eat him

by MissesToast04 November 16, 2016

Holy Jezztler

When the jezz is so fine yet so bad ass that jesus wont bless her so you say holy-Jezztler so that heil hitler bless her devilish soul and angelic beauty

Holy Jezztler!!! Thats a baddie

by Holy Jezztler March 9, 2021

The Holy Trinity

Wallet, phone, and keys.

"Cite the Holy Trinity before you leave the house: wallet, phone, and keys."

by Jacktup24/7 September 15, 2018

Holy Moses

When something so wild happens even the brother Moses couldn’t comprehend it

Me: yo you see that big booty girly ask out that one mans I’ve never even heard of?

George: holy Moses man how the hell did that happen

by jerafe May 30, 2019

holy s***

An ill-concealed way to spell 'holy shit' so that minors have to take extra trouble finding out what it means.

(Newspaper report)

Teacher in soup for yelling holy s*** at students in school.

by Yejus September 23, 2016

The holy mountain

1979 movie that will mess with your brain

Guy 1 : what's the strangest movie you ever watched?
Guy 2 : the holy mountain dude

by Whoeveruwantmetobe May 26, 2018

holy dude

used when getting hurt or surprised

“holy dude man!! that hurted a lot!”
“holy dude!! that’s so crazy!!”

by a rug January 19, 2020