Ham Crack

I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.
by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018
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Glass Ham

Pressing your ass cheeks against a steamy, glass shower door.
I was lied in the bathroom to piss and my uncle was showering and gave me the glass ham.
by Dick Onchin November 03, 2020
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Ham Master

The man or woman with extreme skills cooking a piggy. Legendary bacon skills indeed. A pineapple ham extremist of sorts. Ham Masters are very valuable to social functions.
Yo Jeev, I am planning a barbecue of epic proportions, is there any chance you could get us a ham master? I am looking to impress!
by pooter diddler May 08, 2015
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Smuggling hams

When a girl with perfect buttcheeks wears leggings or tights, making it seem like she’s smuggling two hams in her pants.
Christina got searched during her layover in Saudi Arabia because security suspected she was smuggling hams, but it was just her dump truck cheeks from squatting, doing clam shells and using the stair master 98 percent of her time in the gym.
by Tony Uncle Johnny February 20, 2021
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Road Ham

Uneaten sliced ham, usually taken from a diner, and placed in one’s pockets to be consumed during a car ride.
Oh hey, wow, is that some road ham in your glove box?
by Nick From Jersey December 04, 2022
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Ham overhang

a) the piece of a slice of ham which hangs outside the bread when a sandwich or toastie is prepared and, if not tucked back in, can burn and spoil the finished product.

b) parts of the labia which protrude from either side or both sides of the gusset of women's panties or g-string.
a) "Watch the other side of your sandwich, Horatio - there's a ham overhang and you don't want it to burn in the toaster!"

b) "Check out the babe with the tartan mini on, Ephraim - when she uncrosses her legs there's a clear ham overhang!"
by Jeremyhotpepper August 06, 2011
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Ham-Slamwich

Rachel bent over in her bathrobe and the next thing ya know boom, ham-slamwich.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
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