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The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.
"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."
by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018
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Cum guzzlin gutter monkey

A transgender willfully gargles semen while reaching for the clowns balloon in the gutter
by Twat waffle 666 April 10, 2019
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Rusted Foot Gutter Slut

When a guy gets pissed he will call a woman this. He will say this to try to hurt our feeling seeing that it sounds worse then Slut, Hoe, Bitch
Man: Will you have sex with me
Woman: No I dont know you
Man: What ever Bitch you are just a Rusted Foot Gutter Slut...
by TiredofMen August 21, 2009
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Head in the gutter

When he puts his head inside her gutter and changes a metaphorical in to a literal statement.
Jeff definitely put his head in the gutter with Allison last night man
by Allison’s boyfriend Jeff March 21, 2020
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Cleaning the Gutter

The act of squeezing the rest of the jizz out of your penis after ejacualting.
Girl: I'm not gonna suck your cock, you just came!
Guy: don't worry baby, I'm Cleaning the Gutter.
by All that isman November 11, 2011
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smutter gutter

one who enjoys having pleasures recieved in random uncleanly places.....usually leading to a low self esteem, and offten can be found posted up behind ur local neighborhood dumpsters
Matt: ayo trock...this chickenhead tammy is a real smutter gutter.....she jus slobbd my knob behind tha one stop shop...
by chicknhed September 19, 2009
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love gutter

A lady part where men like to put their penis.
Garth slid his manhood into her love gutter.
by Meph January 1, 2017
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