Flowing Glockamentubo and the Cow

a series of books created to study the chakra of cattle and how to make them more happy using Tai Chi and other energetic arts.

" This Cow's Glockamentubo is very rich, these are some pictures of Tai Chi movements you can do to get your cattle in a more peaceful states. " See picture: "Making your bull more passive"

The Flowing Glockamentubo and the cow is an art most impressive for getting cattle ready for slaughter.

by Zack S July 30, 2008

gock

gay jock, ex:

-wears no-sleeve shirts at all times
( cut off )
-pretends to like sports and only drinks beer in the presence of potential gocks
-goes to the gym daily and visists the tanning regularly( 3-4 times a week )
-plays sports, but only to look at the other guys in the shower

Moving to anew school, its hard to meet new people. Where are the gyms, where are the clubs, and most importantly , where are the gocks?

by MrGock October 16, 2008

grocktologist

its the man thats the guy and no one can do shit about it god dammit!!!!!!!

grocktologist ohhhh ohhhhhhttt

by Kasper December 1, 2004

Gock

The fatty protruding area from the lower abdomen to the upper genital area on men.

Fat, usually older guys, but not necessarily, usually with a hairy belly and sometimes wear ribbed tank tops when they should never be seen in such an attire and their GOCK is clearly evident, yuk.

by roadsterboy August 4, 2009

Gock

A gock is a fatty's gut that has become so large it completely covers the cock. An elision of the words gut and cock. Gock.

His gock is so large you can't even see his cockatoo.

by Peas_and_frogs April 8, 2008

glock

popular bitches, who think the're all that.
poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

stacy: omg, dont u just wish we could b like that!?!?!?!?!
penelope: god no! the're so glock

by xfgnxfg July 25, 2007

glock

A pistol most popular among gangs and terrorists. Some versions of the pistol are completely made from ceramics and fiberglass, making the gun impossible to detect by a metal detecting device. Other versions of the Glock include a feature which lets the user of the pistole switch it from semi-automatic fire to fully automatic.

You about to be Glocked yo.

by -Drakken August 23, 2003