grease

Fast food.

There's nothing to eat, wanna go get some grease?

by JenThe80'sFan May 4, 2004

greasing the sausage

Jerking your wang off to some nice ass biznatches. You goota lub up the sausage though, you can't grab it dry jerk it.

"I was greasing my sausage all night on Mrs. Bonakdar's fine ass."

by A-train April 16, 2005

grease my weasel

A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.

"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"

by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008

grease kayak

an all night session (aka FuckFest), with an overweight women, 2 jars of mayo (or Mayonnaise - Light or regular), and a dirty house slipper.

Mike: what the hell is that smell in your apartment?

Dan: what smell ?

Mike: why is there a wet slipper stuck to the wall?

Dan: LMAO -i was Hoggin' - figured while i was there might as well get a grease kayak all the way.

Mike: That is very wrong!

by Mealoil July 9, 2010

keep it greasey

To keep it greasey is to do the perform the prep work for anal sex.

"Keep it greasey,
so it'll go down easey"
- zappa

by boheeka July 28, 2005

Grease

To fuck. To bang. To have sex with an opposite person

I hella grease that girl the other day

by marcozzz March 4, 2015

graison

graison is hottttt, he is very kind and is a ladies man. he knows how to treat them ladies right.If you have a graison in your life keep him. he is athletic and a very attractive man

Holy crap who’s that hottie, it’s just graison

by gknl November 11, 2019