Low Grade Blues

The phenomenon of posting online about a graded collectible whereby the original poster will always apologize for the low quality of said collectible.

"Just bought a new-to-me copy of Avengers #1, sorry for the low grade." Got them Low Grade Blues

by Slimcady March 3, 2023

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Grades

Determine how good ur doing in school, and it’s recommended to keep this high. If it drops too low, u will enter an unskippable cutscene. A mysterious entity called “ur mom” will enter the room with a belt has a weapon of choice. If this happens, may god save ur soul.

If ur Asian stay at an A or high B
If ur American, shit go for a D
If ur Indian, stay at B or higher
For all other races, go for a C or higher

Me: “Ah Shit My Grades Are Low.”
Friend: “Good Luck, Comrade. You Will Need It.”
Me: *Comes Home*
Mom: “Lemme See Your Grades”
Me: *Shows Grades*
Mom: “So You Have Chosen DEATH”

by EDP_TheOneWithEverySTD August 31, 2022

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11th grade

The worst year of high school. You may be an upperclassman now, but you’re in the most difficult year in your life. Teachers assign you a lot of work, tests, and quizzes during this year. And this is the year where you have to decide what college you plan on going to and you have to actually start applying to colleges. And your GPA matters during this year because this is the year colleges look at your GPA. The only good thing is you’re 16-17, so you’re eligible to get a license and probably your first car. Other than that, if you’re in 11th grade, you’re cooked.

“What grade are you in”?
“I’m in 11th grade”
“Dang, you’re in the hardest year”

by TEEGUY July 19, 2024

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