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Google Reader

A kickass online Magazine. Honestly, just a grip of online articles, including a wide variety of media from AP articles to the latest Justin Beiber fail video.=P Indeed a very intuitive and interesting creation.
Haha, dude, I just saw Justin Beiber walk face first into a revolving door. Thank God for Google Reader.=)
by Well, some random dude. June 8, 2010
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Google-able

Something that will return a useful result when searched on Google is Google-able
The only reason I passed that big report was that my subject was completely Google-able
by Joe Hawkes-Cates January 20, 2008
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Uncle Google

Uncle Google is like that scary older relative that your mum warns you about hanging around with, but you do anyway because he knows almost everything; and he can always be relied upon to show you some puppies. Unfortunately he also makes you look at dirty pictures too, whether you want to or not.
"I didn't know much about the Second World War, so I asked Uncle Google and he told me where to look"
by Chia Popsicle Twisty September 9, 2008
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Google Bitch

1) Researcher of the lowest order; a person who uses google to accomplish most of their daily work, often a task performed for someone too busy, important or ignorant to run a google search themselves.

Synonyms: knowledge worker, journalist, fact checker

2) Low rent private detective

3) Back-handed complement of the same
1) Chief: Clarke, I need the phone number of a postal worker in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, last name of McFeeley.

Clarke: I'm on it chief.

Lois: Clarke don't you ever want to be more than just a Google Bitch?

3) Professor: What's the name of that company in Los Angeles that does that thing with that enzyme?

Grad Student: Uhh . . . Riocatalytics.

Professor: Thanks Google Bitch!
by paleface May 1, 2006
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Google chrome

Google chrome is the browser you go to when you are too retarded to find another browser.

The people who use google chrome are very likely to
watch clickbait youtube videos
be a teacher or some other old guy who are not experienced with computers
play fartneit
Matt: Hey I found this cool browser called brave
Jay: What is a browser?
Matt: Oh right, you're a google chrome normie.
by HugeEgoVirgin March 20, 2021
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google speed

A speed that is faster than normal speed.
My website is better than yours because it runs at google speed.
by fittytrent May 10, 2016
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Google Star

When you search for your name and one of the results on the first page is actually you.

or

When your site shows up on the first page of google's search results.
I search for my name, and the first hit was my owling video.
I'm a google star.
by Glimmerer August 1, 2011
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