gooch rupture

When the piece of skin between your balls and your arse explodes from either doing a large shit or insertion of an external object.

Doctor, we have a category 5 gooch rupture.

by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015

Gooch Dragon

A Gooch Dragon comes from the latin "goo" and the greek "Chadragon", meaning 'To Be Obnoxious" If someone wears a swag flatcap and walks around yelling YOLO and Banter, you've caught a goochdragon.

"Did you see that dude who just passed by?"

"I know right, either he's drunk, stupid or just a sloppy Gooch Dragon!"

"Did you see that dude who just passed by?"

"I know right, either he's drunk, stupid or just a sloppy Gooch Dragon!"

by Zeke Rue January 12, 2015

Gooche Magnet

One who is attracted to the aroma or taste of anothers gooche.

You all are Gooche Magnets

by Studdering Spencer April 17, 2010

gooch knuckle

A move which consists of wrestlers sticking their fingers up peoples butts to win their matches.

Wrestler A: I’m so glad I won.

Coach: How did you end up winning?

Wrestler A: I used the gooch knuckle and he completely gave up.

by amnbitch July 18, 2021

Gooch Patty

When you put baby powder down your underwear and the sweat from your Gooch forms it into a patty.

I'm sweating so bad I have a huge Gooch patty.

by JessicaDavis June 13, 2017

Gooch Juice

1) The fluid that collects on ones Gooch (also known as the taint) (area between ball sack and asshole) from sweating
2) An alcoholic beverage consisting of crown apple or Jim bean apple, yellow (tropical) redbull, sprite and a splash of cranberry juice.

His underwear were dripping from his "gooch juice".

Taste this "gooch juice" I just got from the bar!

by Mrs Balue March 14, 2023

Table Gooch

The seam where where where two independent tables come together to form a larger table to when pulling two or more independent tables together

Bummer man. My drink's haphazardly balanced on the table gooch.

by Richard Ballz September 2, 2012