globmecker

An alcoholic who likes to fight with children

Oh no, that globmecker got into the local preschool again, thankfully the casualties were low this time.

by sukonoreo August 6, 2023

glomstrot

The slur for bisexual British men. Not women, only men.

"hey, look at that glomstrot over there with his boyfriend."

"ew. these brits."

by wwwjajskssks August 26, 2023

gloobu goo goob

Someone unbelievably silly.

"Ugh, Daniel is such a gloobu goo goob."

by ChippyChip September 24, 2023

gloobatroob

A corrosive condom that will slowly corrode your cock unless soothed by vaginal juices

Hey babe just put on my gloobatroob (screams in terror)

by Active Gloobatroob user November 4, 2023

Gloobicate

To Gloobicate is to cover your dick in gooch grease, masturbate till you’re near ejaculation, then smack someone’s face with your dick 37 times. No more, no less. Once you e smacked them, you ejaculate in their belly button and tickle their gooch till they’re crying-laughing.

“Bro. If you keep stealing my stuff, I’m gonna gloobicate all over you.”

by TheRealGoochTickler September 18, 2024

Glomp

A guy who walks backwards and has a large penis.

Check out the glomp, it's huge.

by Howie Dewitt November 26, 2024

Glomptugg

When the grunge rock star Dave Ghrol dissects your testicles for no reason and with or without consent.

Man 1: I got glomptugged earlier today even though I told him to stop!
Man 2: You really can't stop him glomptugging when he starts.

by Hepatitis lover December 5, 2024