El Guapo

Noun and Verb

1. An obstacle or problem that can be solved in a humorous way

2. To solve an obstacle or problem in a comical matter

-Word derives from the movie The Three Amigos in which Steve Martin gives a speach saying 'We all have an El Guapo' who was the villian in the movie, but the word over time has come into usage for not a serious problem but a funny one-

He's in a little El Guapo because he has three dates for the same day

by That one crazy kid April 28, 2007

body guard

The cock blocking fat bitch between you and the hot chick, usualy her best friend.

I trying to get to the chick at the bar but she's got a fucking body guard. This is why you need a wingman.

by Poondangle May 26, 2008

guapoo

A poop or form of feces in the shape, texture, or in any way similar; to that of fruit. That of which could be picked off a tree or vine.

We were harvesting the juicy guapoo.

by Lennes July 26, 2004

Guaransheed

Same meaning as guaranteed, coined by and referring to Rasheed Wallace of the Detroit Pistons.

"Rasheed Wallace guaransheeds the Pistons will win tonight"
"I guaransheed I can make this three"
"I will tap that ass, guaransheed"

by KG2001 August 4, 2008

guap

To steal

I just guaped an iphone.

by A$APRINGY December 7, 2015

Edge Guarding

A technique used in any of the Super Smash Brothers games to keep people from getting back onto the stage after being knocked off.

Hanging off the eldge to keep your opponent from jumping back on is a commonly used edge guarding technique.

by Mac70 June 26, 2008

Anduin Guard

A group of rangers who protect the Anduin river.

Meriadoc Brandybuck, Gamling the Great, and MorgothsRing are captains of the Anduin Guard.

by MorgothsRing January 18, 2004