grandmas titts

they are very BIG

guy1: DUDE YOU GOT GRANDMAS TITTS
guy2: u wana touch them

by SimplexUrchin8 June 1, 2011

Grandma burn

A "burn" in the '70s was about the same as a "diss" today, except that today, we don't point them out. To shout, "Burn!" at someone would mean that either you or someone else got that person good, either by fooling them, humiliating them, or making them the butt of a joke. This was exemplified on That 70s Show, when Eric's grandmother dropped a passve-aggressive bomb on Eric's friend, causing Eric to say, "That, my friend, is the seldom-heard, but much-feared 'Grandma burn'."

I went into grandma's closet to find something, and I saw the holiday outfit I got her that she said she loved was shoved in a box by the ceiling, and never worn.

Friend: ooh! Grandma burn!!

by Askanoldhippie September 15, 2013

grandma syndrome

When you are watching an old movie or tv show and you think an actress is good looking then you realize she could be your grandma. All your thoughts go out the window.

I was watching an old tv show from the 70's and the lead actress was Hot! Then I remembered she was the age of my grandma. Grandma syndrome is such a let down...

by laalbert September 3, 2014

chicken grandma

its not a meaning, its a lifestyle.

ur such a fricken chicken grandma

by chicken grandma March 30, 2015

grandma

n. A long ash on the end of a cigarette, indicating that the smoker has not inhaled recently.

Johnny liked holding the cigarette to look cool, but he didn't like the smoke, so he always ended up with a grandma

by Methatsetis March 14, 2009

Grandma's Milk

a lubricant especially designed for cougars. This aids the cougars in catching their prey; it is best used right before coitus.

Causing your young stud friction burns? Is intercourse a fire hazard? Try Grandma's Milk, the lube discerning cougars prefer 3 to 1.

Cougar 1: Chase says I gave his dick rug burn with my OLV.

Couger 2: Oh, Midge, you simply must try Grandma's Milk! It's simply divine! <Clinking Chardonnay glasses>

by Crandom Lugosi April 7, 2011

Grandma's Soup

A sexual act in which the male inserts a ladle inside an old female partner's vaginal cavity, and fills the end of the ladle with various vaginal juices from the old female partner. The male then dips his balls in the vaginal fluids at the end of the ladle, and fucks the old female in the butt hole.

Dude, I gave my friend's mom the old 'Grandma's Soup' and she gave me her number.

by Obama's Ankles December 2, 2010