a lubricant especially designed for cougars. This aids the cougars in catching their prey; it is best used right before coitus.
Causing your young stud friction burns? Is intercourse a fire hazard? Try Grandma's Milk, the lube discerning cougars prefer 3 to 1.
Cougar 1: Chase says I gave his dick rug burn with my OLV.
Couger 2: Oh, Midge, you simply must try Grandma's Milk! It's simply divine! <Clinking Chardonnay glasses>
Cougar 1: Chase says I gave his dick rug burn with my OLV.
Couger 2: Oh, Midge, you simply must try Grandma's Milk! It's simply divine! <Clinking Chardonnay glasses>
by Crandom Lugosi March 22, 2011