by Joe Hawkes-Cates January 21, 2008
much like hypochondriacs, these people google everything seemingly wrong with them. ie: disease.. etc.
You: Hey what's this red spot on your back?
Them: *checks* OMFG YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M DYING. I HAVE AIDS. AH. *googles: what's it mean to have a random red blotch on the back of your neck?*
You: Dude, you're such a google-chondriac
Them: *checks* OMFG YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M DYING. I HAVE AIDS. AH. *googles: what's it mean to have a random red blotch on the back of your neck?*
You: Dude, you're such a google-chondriac
by thegreatestever01 January 18, 2011
Uncle Google is like that scary older relative that your mum warns you about hanging around with, but you do anyway because he knows almost everything; and he can always be relied upon to show you some puppies. Unfortunately he also makes you look at dirty pictures too, whether you want to or not.
"I didn't know much about the Second World War, so I asked Uncle Google and he told me where to look"
by Chia Popsicle Twisty July 24, 2006
1) Researcher of the lowest order; a person who uses google to accomplish most of their daily work, often a task performed for someone too busy, important or ignorant to run a google search themselves.
Synonyms: knowledge worker, journalist, fact checker
2) Low rent private detective
3) Back-handed complement of the same
Synonyms: knowledge worker, journalist, fact checker
2) Low rent private detective
3) Back-handed complement of the same
1) Chief: Clarke, I need the phone number of a postal worker in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, last name of McFeeley.
Clarke: I'm on it chief.
Lois: Clarke don't you ever want to be more than just a Google Bitch?
3) Professor: What's the name of that company in Los Angeles that does that thing with that enzyme?
Grad Student: Uhh . . . Riocatalytics.
Professor: Thanks Google Bitch!
Clarke: I'm on it chief.
Lois: Clarke don't you ever want to be more than just a Google Bitch?
3) Professor: What's the name of that company in Los Angeles that does that thing with that enzyme?
Grad Student: Uhh . . . Riocatalytics.
Professor: Thanks Google Bitch!
by paleface April 17, 2006
(adj) Someone who inherits most or all of their knowledge from the Internet or smartphone as opposed to going to school, reading hard-copy books, or doing actual research in a library. Also referred to as Internet-smart.
Our younger generation has become google-smart... more dependent on their smartphones and less inclined to use their minds to come to a conclusion.
by wordyNwise June 05, 2017
A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering their esoteric knowledge via google (and instagram). The type of person with black chipped nail ‘who-felt-your-Gemini-energy’. Focuses on the optics of witchcraft. Consider this behavior gentrification.
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by fittytrent January 28, 2016