In the future, when Google can actually reach out and slap people for asking questions in an online public forum that could have easily been answered with a Google search.
Wow, she really deserves a Google slap for asking the Facebook group where to get a windshield wiper blade fixed!
by Crazy Schnauzer January 21, 2015
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Friend: Hey, when was the Romantic Era?
Me: I don't know, but let me look it up on Google.
*typity, typity, type*
Google, away!
Me: I don't know, but let me look it up on Google.
*typity, typity, type*
Google, away!
by WhattaGoof December 2, 2011
Get the Google, away! mug.Uncle Google is like that scary older relative that your mum warns you about hanging around with, but you do anyway because he knows almost everything; and he can always be relied upon to show you some puppies. Unfortunately he also makes you look at dirty pictures too, whether you want to or not.
"I didn't know much about the Second World War, so I asked Uncle Google and he told me where to look"
by Chia Popsicle Twisty September 9, 2008
Get the Uncle Google mug.1) Researcher of the lowest order; a person who uses google to accomplish most of their daily work, often a task performed for someone too busy, important or ignorant to run a google search themselves.
Synonyms: knowledge worker, journalist, fact checker
2) Low rent private detective
3) Back-handed complement of the same
Synonyms: knowledge worker, journalist, fact checker
2) Low rent private detective
3) Back-handed complement of the same
1) Chief: Clarke, I need the phone number of a postal worker in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, last name of McFeeley.
Clarke: I'm on it chief.
Lois: Clarke don't you ever want to be more than just a Google Bitch?
3) Professor: What's the name of that company in Los Angeles that does that thing with that enzyme?
Grad Student: Uhh . . . Riocatalytics.
Professor: Thanks Google Bitch!
Clarke: I'm on it chief.
Lois: Clarke don't you ever want to be more than just a Google Bitch?
3) Professor: What's the name of that company in Los Angeles that does that thing with that enzyme?
Grad Student: Uhh . . . Riocatalytics.
Professor: Thanks Google Bitch!
by paleface May 1, 2006
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see also: GVoice
see also: GVoice
Google Voice User: Hey, my new number is 504-555-1234.
Friend: What happened to your old number?
Google Voice User: I still have it, but now all my calls are forwarded from my new number to my cell phone.
Friend: What happened to your old number?
Google Voice User: I still have it, but now all my calls are forwarded from my new number to my cell phone.
by NUMBER4940s July 22, 2009
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by FirstClassJC September 22, 2009
Get the Home Google mug.verb. to be mystery googling
to currently be using the website "mysterygoogle.com" and subsequently sending out certain information (i.e AIM screenname or phone number) in hopes of getting a reply from some random person and/or responding to others doing the same thing as you.
to currently be using the website "mysterygoogle.com" and subsequently sending out certain information (i.e AIM screenname or phone number) in hopes of getting a reply from some random person and/or responding to others doing the same thing as you.
so the other night i was mystery googling, and i actually met someone cool who likes the same bands as me!
mystery googling might not be the best place to post your mobile number
mystery googling might not be the best place to post your mobile number
by MKGggg December 23, 2009
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