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Future Nigga

A term for someone or a person whom does not partake in unlawful acts or niggaish acts in the present but may plan to do so in the far to near future.
Ben is dming his coworkers boyfriend a picture of them banging; Ben has big future nigga energy! XD RAWR
by banditboi420 February 16, 2025
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FutureCanoe

An amazing (possible depressed) cook on YouTube that's known for his viral ramen recipes and monotone voice. Though his chicken may look radioactive at times, we all love him and what he makes.
Random Guy: Dude! FutureCanoe just uploaded a new video, and Uncle Roger reacted to it!
Random Guy 2: Awesome, no way!
by RashHD March 6, 2025
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Future Materials

The next-gen stuff that materials scientists are actually dreaming about in labs today—the stepping stones before the full-on singularity weirdness. This includes room-temperature superconductors that revolutionize power grids, graphene and carbon nanotubes enabling space elevators, aerogels with insane strength-to-weight ratios, meta-materials that bend sound or light in impossible ways, and smart alloys with memory shapes. They push the boundaries of known physics but still operate within the rulebook, offering tangible, world-changing applications within a conceivable future.
Example: "The new bike isn't carbon fiber; it's woven from future materials—a boron nitride nanotube composite that's lighter than air but stiffer than diamond, with piezoelectric threads in the frame that convert vibration into power for the embedded lights."
by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
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Future Technologies

The broad portfolio of life-altering innovations on our horizon, from the plausible to the speculative. This encompasses viable fusion reactors, general artificial intelligence, effective gene editing therapies, advanced robotics, brain-computer interfaces, and megascale engineering. Unlike Singularity tech, future technologies have theoretical roadmaps and active research; they're the things we see coming but haven't quite mastered. They promise (or threaten) to reshape society, work, and what it means to be human within the next 50-100 years.
Example: "My grandpa's 'future technology' was the microwave oven. Mine is the neural lace that lets me stream knowledge directly to my brain, though right now I mostly use it to memorize pizza menus and win at trivia night." Future Technologies
by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
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future terrorist

Known as either a future terrorist, or a terrorist sympathizer.

(Like sympathizing for the Muslim Brotherhood, Hamas, Hezbollah and IRGC, etc.)

Noun: A Muslim 'child', or a unborn Muslim 'baby', (They're not children they're an invading bacteria) from the Muslim women.

(AKA a Bacteria spreader)

Who then spread there legs like whores and they produce like germs. by polygamy, and inbreeding, and spawn these future terrorist/sympathizers, and they grow up to spread more future terrorist/sympathizers and even more of them, eventually overtaking the country cuz of producing 24 bacteria at once, a silent way to overtake Europe called Reproduction Jihad.

So these future terrorist/sympathizers, are not worthful lives, there worthless, there also invaders with the gross name of Muhammed named by there pedophile warlord so-called 'Prophet' Muhammed. (Police be upon him)

They usually grow up to become what the definition says, a future terrorist/sympathizer, by raping white women, and little girls, stabbing ppl, running cars into ppl, throwing acid into ppl's face, they demand sharia law, but don't want to go back.

(Cuz their countries suck)

Or they sympathize for Hamas, Hezbollah, the IRGC, and give money to them.

And they keep coming to the West from the Third World, bringing more bacteria and spreading more bacteria in the West, turning Europe into a third world dumpster fire, they never adapt.

That's why these bacteria are called a future terrorist/sympathizers.
Cuz the dumb white women are too busy being whores, and they have left God all together, or being total faggots like the white men, and who sympathize to Islam, but despise Christianity.

And the white ppl can't do anything about it cuz first off, they're total morons, who they are socialist believing in Multiculturalism, Feminism, LGBTQ+, Environmentalism, New Atheism, Communism, Palestinianism just have white guilt all together, and believe in Liberalism in general.

And the ones who try to fight back like true warriors get arrested for 'hate speech' but the invaders (future terrorist) can desecrate the country flags they reside in, and they demand for Sharia law, stab ppl, throw acid into ppl's faces, run cars into ppl, blow themselves up, and get away with it, but ones who call out Islam, for a post on social media, get arrested for 2 years in prison.

Cuz of the Deep state the West has, the only country that can fight back, is the United States.

A lot of ppl there realize the threat, while some are morons, the only way to fix this problem is by, banning Postmodernism and Islam all together.

White ppl back then had tons of kids, cuz the stupidity of Postmodernism especially Feminism happened, giving women right to vote, they went totally stupid over it, and now they are total cunts, on abortion, voting based on emotion, now they have 0 kids,

So we need to ban Feminism and Postmodernism itself, and mass deportations, that's how you fix the West.
by Death To Islam August 11, 2025
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future dead man

An old man, born before 1960, who is therefore old enough to be GUARANTEED to be dead in the future.

Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady

Old people born before 1960 = future dead people

Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person

Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
I was born in 1985 so I'm a future immortal.

That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
by EgaoNoGenki October 13, 2025
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mid-future

The point after carrying out a bad idea, at which you immediately realize it was a bad idea.
Johns car overheated, so he pulled to the side of the road to check it out. Without thinking about it, he grabbed a paper towel and used it to protect his hand from the heat as he removed the radiator cap. I'm sure John thought this was a perfect mid-future situation as the boiling antifreeze from the radiator sprayed all over his arms and face.
by Marcus P. September 25, 2007
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