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fucktardinator

fucktardinator - noun

When someone you know is loud and annoying and when you tell them to go away, they leave and say "I'll be back!"
Example: Johnny you're a fucktardinator; you're loud and annoying and will always be back.
by Mazerguru November 21, 2019
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fucktard

A dumbass, combination of "fucking" and "retard"
He just crashed into a tree, what a fucktard!
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fucktard

quit being such a fucktard!
by kfuck February 12, 2007
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Fucktard

A compulsive lying, cheating sack of shit who uses any means for sinister purposes in order to use, manipulate and control others for his own benefit but in a direct person to person situation, he is really just a spineless pussy.
John Marshall is such a fucktard.
by happygirl85 July 21, 2009
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Funktuation

Funktuation is the usage of bodily functions as punctuation in a sentence or situation. Particularly colorful farts and/or belches can often be substituted for traditional punctuation options. When attempting to prove a point or simply add a nice flavor to conversation, funktuation is the way to go.
"OMG. Your funktuation is overwhelming my entire central nervous system."

"We were really hitting it off until we started talking politics and she funktuated her frustration."

"I was definitely winning that argument until Sebastian funktuated his rebuttal with a particularly juicy wharbler."
by AndytheArbiter December 7, 2010
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Fucktardious

When there have been multiple fuck-ups that combine into one gloriously large giant fucked-day/situation; so much so that it can bend time and space with it's fuckiness.
I stepped in dog shit; broke a nail; got into a car accident; and lost my job. Today has be a fucktardious day.
by LadyBookworm80 October 12, 2014
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Fucktastic

When a situation is so fucked that it is the absolute opposite of fantastic.
I lost my job today, this is just Fucktastic!

I got crabs from my hooker last week. Fucktastic!

This entire post is just Fucktastic
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
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