Function

Two Motherfuckers Who Just Don’t Nut

OMG is that The Function??? I heard they don’t nut!

by ICantNut October 17, 2022

function check

A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.

Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.

Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.

by Humpty1963 December 8, 2022

Function Ego

When your friend is at a hype function and is getting lit with the alt girls with doc martins and trauma

That mf got function ego (kappa)

by suffer1 December 31, 2022

Funch

A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because he heard rumors that it’s big.

Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis. Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 2, 2023

Funch

A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because she heard rumors that it's big.

Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis.
Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 3, 2023

functuition

1. Informal knowledge of how something works. 2. Having or pertaining to the intuition of how something functions.

Man, I don’t know how I know that I just used my functuition.

by jake_doom March 11, 2023

Functioning Virgin

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.

A lot of guys are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to go out of their way to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. Either that or lack confidence.

by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023