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Fritzl phoning

When you hold someone against their will on the phone.
Crazy gf- 'No you are not allowed to hang up on me or I will lose my shit'
Nonchalant bf- ' you are fritzl phoning me'
by Stephaniekate88 March 6, 2017
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Fritter

A pussy, someone who is just talks a lot of shit but cant back it up in any way
Fuckin' Jake, he said to meeting him behind the gym but doesn't turn up what a fritter.
by GiraffeGuyGold August 21, 2017
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fritning

That horror movie at the cinema's was fritning.
by CorrectDefinition0602 January 3, 2018
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Fritzlean Harem

A concept that is gradually becoming more popular among the more involved online incest community.

When a man kidnaps a premenopausal and sexually mature female sex worker and puts her into a cellar, dungeon, or other room of confinement and forcibly impregnates her (whether it be forced intercourse or IVF) to give birth.

When the child(ren) is/are born, it/they is or are separated and isolated from the mother until the offspring reach sexual maturity depending on the sex, whether induced naturally or artificially.

If the offspring is male, it is to breed with the mother. If it is female, it is to be impregnated by the master to bear inbred or "gifted" children.

Once those children are born, the latter cycle is to continue until the master chooses or is forced to stop it.

Named after the Austrian man Josef Fritzl who raped his daughter and inbred grandchildren while keeping them in his cellar.
"Nathan dreams of starting a Fritzlean harem."

"After being exposed by the authorities, a large Fritzlean harem was covered by international news."
by Shurdlegurdle January 7, 2018
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Fritter

Fritter is a random guy who likes cheese.
Lars: "This Cheese is just freaking amazing".
Carl: "you are such a Fritter right now"
by TheRealShrimplyPepples January 8, 2018
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Fritz

Verb.
When someone can't formulate a sentence perfectly and stutters a lot.

Used when you want to make fun and, or bully your friends. When your friends does Fritz, you immediatly have to say FRITZ to make sure they know they messed up.
Person A: I'd like a, a, a....
Person B: FRITZ!
by ticscscscssccscscsc February 12, 2018
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Frithjof

A Frithjof is a chick magnet who gets all the puss. mess with Frithjof and he calls up his homies to hunt you down. A frithjof usually gets around 700 dms from street hoes every minute.
guy 1 : hey man do you know Frithjof?

guy 2: yeah he just stole my girl.

guy 1: feelsbadman, he just fucked my mother
by pu$$ydestroyer69 April 23, 2018
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