french fuck

Stimulation of the male organ by sliding your rod in between a nice huge set of tits until climax

I gave Maria a nice French Fuck in between her huge gazongas. The result was banana juice all over her yapper.

by Pepper November 8, 2004

french

the sexiest guys on earth, who do the most amazing combinations of things like art and skateboarding. also they're not afraid to be open about the fact that they want to get into your pants.

chick1: oh there's this new hot guy in my history class
chick2: oh really?
chick1: yeah, he's french too so that makes him even more sexier

by ugh January 9, 2004

excuse my french

Something soccer moms often say before, after, or in between swearing, as if to convince someone that they are speaking to that they have picked up a foreign language, and are not just using words like fuck, shit, ass, bitch, or possibly Barbara Steisand.

Excuse my french, but little jason is just the most retarded fucking little bastard on the block. Too bad his fucking whore of a mother didn't use a condom.

by Al October 14, 2003

French Toast Syndrome

The event that occurs when there is forecast of a storm of any kind, and everyone goes out and buys "the staples": eggs, milk, and bread, common ingredients in french toast.

Dude, Sue Simmons just announced that there was going to be 6 inches of snow, and my mom went out and got French Toast Syndrome.

by t. sofia January 12, 2009

French kiss

1. (Everywhere except France): An overtly sexual act, to kiss with tongues.

2. (France only) An overtly non-sexual act, to greet somebody by giving them a light peck on each cheek. This is a traditional gesture, even between members of the same sex.

Frenchman: Every day since we married, my wife kisses me in ze traditional French manner.
Englishman: Bloody hell! Ever since we married, my wife never does, as she always has a headache!

by Dr Pinch April 12, 2005

French Doorbell

Occurs when a man poops on a girls chest and then sticks the poop up her nose. She then proceeds to give him a blow job and, before he cums, he punches her in the head so that the cum comes out of her nose. BUT WAIT!!! The cum can't come out of her nose because there is poopy in the way. So, at this point the man is pretty grossed out and proceeds to throw up on the girl's chest. In an attempt to calm down, the man smokes a cigar in the girls vagina. Lastly, he will pick up a Colt .45, shoot her, and then shoot himself.

We gather here today in memory of Bob and Jess. However, we should take comfort in knowing that they died happy... In the process of performing a French Doorbell.

by Stysko Dyk April 14, 2011

pardon my French

An apology for using profanity (and casual national insult).

Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck. Pardon my French.

by george December 1, 2003