Freeper

someone who freeps a lot
to freep: fall asleep on the toilet in the middle of explosive diarea so your sit winds up touching your ass. Anti freeping medicine is available at your local farmacy in the hair products aisle.

Dude last night i cought Joe freeping in the guys bathroom.

by satanlikessquirrels March 7, 2005

FReeper

A member or poster on the website "Free Republic." This is A site composed of informed citizens of conservative leanings who strive to see this country return to its moral foundations and keep it safe from its enemies. Strong supporter of the WOT and Conservative principles.

Freeper. Loves Regan, Supports General principles of morality and WOT. Despises moral decay.

by Rca2000 April 23, 2006

freeze

To have your account deleted from neopets.

Those damn TNT bastards they freeze all my accounts for no reason, Fuck TNT.

by Zachary Estroger September 12, 2006

brain freeze meltdown

Toddler temper tantrum resulting from an ice cream-induced headache.

Why is Jacob crying?" "He's in the middle of a brain freeze meltdown."

by Dr. JJL July 7, 2011

Alaskan Freeze Burn

When you use Icey-Hot as lube while having buttsecks :D

Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? You never got on Halo: Reach.

Guy 2: I was at your mom's house, giving her an Alaskan Freeze Burn, oh yeah!

Guy 1: Oh...cool, how much Icey-Hot did you use?

Guy 2: I was out, I had to use Bengay.

Guy 1: You bastard! I'll kill you!

by Vergataso August 3, 2011

freebe

A derogatory term for a Frenchman or woman that practices Judaism

Man, Jaques is such a freebe, i bet he has koser croissants.

by Peterthedumb December 20, 2004

brain freeze

slang for {ice cram headache}. the burning, stabbing, painful feeling in the front portion of your head that you get after ingesting a large amount of ice cram or some other cold substance in a short period of time.

Holy shit, I ate my whole damn ice cream cone from Carl's in 30 seconds and my head is fucking exploding!!!

by Matilda Small July 15, 2008