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framed

When Person A is framed, Person B has committed the crime, but they have planted false evidence and witnesses, and they have tampered with the true evidence in order to turn the blame on Person A.
In Family Guy, Nigel Pinchley burned down his pub for the insurance money from the claim he filed the day before, and then he framed Peter Griffin.
by Liberty5000 March 27, 2016
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Fighting Farmers

- Only the coolest mascot ever.
- Mascot of Lewisville High.
Boy: Hey what's Lewisville's mascot?
Girl: The Fighting Farmers, bitch!
by kferg June 21, 2008
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Farmer John salt lick

An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.
Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.
by Kenneth Fister July 14, 2010
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Side Farmer

n. a skiier or snowboarder who likes to ski or ride on the side of the trail where all the powder is. thus "farming the side"

a verb form can also be used: to "farm the side" or "side farm"
person one: "why are you skiing on the side of the trail?"
person two: "I'm farming the sides for deep powder"

"he's such a side farmer. he never boards in the center of the trail"
by haxolither January 12, 2008
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Spud Farmer

A homosexual who takes multiple males in the anus, collecting spuds as he goes, and keeping them in a heshen bag.
"Give me them spuds boys"
"why thats disgusting and disrespectful to homosexuals"
"cause im your Spud Farmer you little cock boy"
by Silvwier February 10, 2010
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Salt Farmer

One who specializes in the humble art of trolling the likes of SJWs and Internet tough guys, in order to collect and concentrate the tears formed. Whether they’re CNN Tears, Liberal Tears, or Feminist Tears, the bountiful salt concentration makes for an enjoyable career that pays little, but is internally rewarding nonetheless.
Person 1: “Today I disagreed with someone’s opinion online with a :) after my comment.”

Person A: “Were you looking for a fight?”

Person 1: “Nah, I’m just a humble Salt Farmer.”
by Arashiin April 15, 2019
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Luna Flame

Luna Flame is a synonym for The Night of Lights. The Night of Lights a Magick holiday in celebration of shiny things, stars, moons, fire, light, and glowing things. Most people put out foods including blueberries, thyme, mugwort, clove, river and ocean fish, squid, octopus, crustaceans, goat cheeses, dried meats, and blueberry and blackberry pies and dress in sleeveless cloaks, dark hoods, boots, and glowing markings. Teens (both boys and girls) into their early 20s traditionally wear copper, bronze, silver, and gold rings, earrings, necklaces, bracelets, and nose rings and people of every age draw and paint sigils and rune spells onto their arms, bellies, heads, legs, and hands using glow-in-the-dark paints

Most people light a bonfire and set small garden lights around the area, but candles, glowing trinkets, and small lights set in a circle with all the windows open and uncovered are sometimes used instead.
by Lue Ann Grim January 16, 2020
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