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Forest Child

Someone who doesn't look their age. Some usually don't even grow facial hair at all in their lives. It was inspired by the forest children in the Legend of Zelda who don't age at all. Many of them find it annoying that people say that they don't look their age but it pays off in the end when others are old and wrinkly and the forest children still look the same as they were 20 years ago.
Guy 1: Man, I had no idea you were 19. You look like you're 15.

Guy 2: It's okay. I'm a forest child. I live forever.
by Linkthechamion May 17, 2012
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Forest fire

Noun. The term for outdoor sex with a redheaded person.
"I enjoyed a forest fire with my ginger boyfriend the other night."
by Yoyomaaa June 23, 2014
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Manistee Forest Reserve

The Manistee Forest Reserve is like the best place ever. Known for its beautiful miles of pine forest, tiny little rez towns, rivers, cliff diving, werewolf legends and us rezzies, the people who make Manistee a legend, thank you very much :-)
Nick: Hay let's drive this golf cart around the rez.
Jacob, Beth, Brook, me: Alrighti
Billy: Don't let the Manistee Forest Reserve police catch ya
by GirlFromTheREZ July 17, 2010
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play in the forest

by crotchfester December 20, 2007
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rain forest

Formerly called Jungles, but the PC crowd (liberals) decided Jungles was a bad word. Brings to mind black people running around naked swinging through trees. Rain forest on the other hand makes us think of tall magnificent trees, beautiful flowers and friendly animals.
Lets go for a walk in the rain forest.
This sux, the bugs are eating me up in this rain forest.
Tarzin don't live in the Jungle, you fool, he lives in the the rain forest.
I liked the Jungle better, it rains all the time in this rain forest.
I live in the Urban rain forest right next to the KFC.
by takethathill August 18, 2006
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Forrest Gump

A film from the mid 90's starring Tom Hanks as a retard who seemingly takes part in every event in the 1960's.
Jimmy watched Forrest Gump 50 times last night just so he could see Tom Hanks' ass over and over again.
by Ginko Biloba September 6, 2003
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forest

A bad place to be. Usually used for men who have said or done something to offend the wife or girlfriend. Extrapolated from the sarcastic saying about a husband: If a man speaks in a forest is he still wrong.
Dude you stayed all night at the party? Man your going to be in the forest for months.

or a variation.

As I watched my friend doing something that would get him deeply in trouble I leaned over and said, "Man the forest is growing up around you really fast."
by Warped Mind of Ron January 5, 2009
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