flogulate

When a man gains his mate’s attention by cock-slapping her with his flaccid member

Charlie found his sleeping Wife in his recliner, so he chose to flogulate her awake

by Pooleone January 2, 2025

Floggy

When breasts usually female are both floppy and saggy.

She really shouldn't wear such revealing clothing her floggy tits are disgusting.

by CronicNeurotic January 22, 2025

Flogma

When you stone someone to death using clumps of smegma.

The sinner was killed by flogma.
The criminal is being flogged right now.

by smegmalover69 February 6, 2025

Floconouille

Tomber 1 flocon par 1000m carré par seconde

Il floconouille présentement à Val-d'Or

by someonebased April 8, 2025

Flogging

The act Gary McCourry carries out of his staff. We are unsure what it means to him, but whatever it is, it can’t be good.

Hey guys, meeting about flogging at 3:30. Then back to work, some of us have to work for a living!!

by MrFloggertonMcgee July 17, 2025

Flagot

A portmanteau of flag and bigot. Used to mock the new wave of “patriots” who insist “you can’t wave a flag nowadays” while waving one, wearing one as a cape, and hydrating exclusively from a Union Jack mug.

From Old English flageh (“piece of cloth waved aggressively in lieu of an argument”) + Middle Grumbletonian bigotus (“one who complains loudly while doing the very thing they claim they’re not allowed to do”).

“After his third rant about Britain going down the drain—delivered while wrapped in polyester bunting—Nigel was formally diagnosed as a flagot.”

by Fantard August 22, 2025

Flogton

Someone who only finds problems and not solutions

"Classic Flogton behaviour. James completely botched the project, blamed everyone else while it was going under, then when we finally fixed it, he swooped in and took all the credit. Didn’t contribute anything useful, but somehow made himself look like the hero. Total Flogton—loud, useless, and always around when the spotlight’s on."

by 22doolF May 20, 2025