one size fits all

A silly marketing term used to describe an item of clothing that doesn't fit anyone.

John: "Ugh, I bought this shirt from the mall yesterday and it doesn't fit."
Mary: "Well, obviously. It's one size fits all."

by bill of swift April 27, 2016

Catching Flies

Term for a state of inebriation (Drunk as Fuck), where the human in this state is so messed up he begins to resemble a toad (to ugly to be a frog) catching flies. A.k.a. The Bain.

Example: Well boys looks like the little guy is done for the night, he’s catching flies.

by CanadainSamsquanch August 11, 2011

fits

This word describes a girl whos only positive attributes are her face and tits. Hence, fits.

Nelly: "Yo man, did you love sanchez?"
Dean: "Naw, man she was just a fits, plus she had man hands."

by ROBOTRON2012 March 27, 2009

Flintstoning

The act of having sex in a cave.
Most commonly performed by Ginger people.

Me: who's that fat chick?

Chris: just some whale I flintstoned.

Me: what?

Chris: flintstoning... when you shag someone in a cave!

by Ilovefatchicksincavesss November 6, 2011

flatscan

A cisgender person, especially one who is transphobic or otherwise holds outdated views of gender and language. Often used as a synonym for "normie."

My flatscan coworker thinks it's appropriate to ask me extremely invasive questions about my medical history and sexuality just because I'm trans.

by bluehairedpronounuser July 20, 2022

horsebox catstand flipstation

"horsebox!! catstand!! flipstation!!" a sequence of words you shout when you are fustrated or when your just trying to be funny or words you use instead of swearing.

Walking down the street listening to your ipod and it suddenly dies you SHOUT "Horsebox!!!!!!! Catstand!!!!! Flipstation!!!!!!"

"Your a flip station you stinkin hosebox faced catstand!!!!!!"
" Dont fake terrets ","I can't help it horsebox catstand flipstation!!"

by Eletric Sausage September 10, 2008

marks & spencers flipside

marks & spencers, commonly said as m&s. well flip it over and its s&m. used when u r in a public place and r tlking about an s&m dude or dudette and wish for them not to know what u r tlking about.

(wierdo pervert s&m bloke Sherman enters the room)
'hey lindsay, i herd sherman is on the marks & spencers flipside...'
'no way! or maybe...'

by sana the slug August 26, 2005