slathering the fish

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts

In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying

by Dolbarado April 09, 2013

fish slapped

Being slapped during intercoarse by a girl; after she has rubbed herself into a frensy.

Mate, I had so much to drink that I nearly fell asleep as she was riding me; that was until she fish slapped me. I wasn't sure if it was the slap or the stench that woke me up!

by incinerator March 02, 2012

sympathy fishing

Sort of like self pitty, but more like the act of faking to hate oneself and expecting to get peoples sympathy.

Karl: I hate myself i am such a stupid person *thinks that he is smart for sympathy fishing*
Person:no your not you are awesome and smart.
Karl: *evil smile*

by lukadude June 16, 2015

Mailbox Fishing

Going around a neighborhood and stealing mail from mailboxes to sell someone's information online or to find credit cards, checks, gift cards, greeting cards with money, etc.

Mailbox Fishing is a federal offense that is punishable by imprisonment.

Someone was mailbox fishing in my neighborhood because I'm missing very important mail that I should have received last month.

by Legend1999 March 01, 2019

fish's asshole

The anus of a fish which, given that fish spend all their lives in water, would have to provide a very tight seal. Metaphorically, the term is usually used in conjunction with the words "tighter than a" to indicate that someone could hardly be more frugal with his spending.

Tom: "I never leave a tip when I eat out- even if the service was excellent".

Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".

by poo hole December 21, 2012

Puddle Fishing

The act of doing something in vain, doing something in a way that it cannot be achieved.

Making the air cleaner is puddle fishing when you are driving a car.

by MLE vonn June 23, 2005

Ian Fish

Ian fish is a guy named Ian who is holding a fish, and his friends make fun of him for it.

“Omg I edited this pic of Ian fish”
“I’m in the Ian Fish Cult on TikTok”
*chanting* “IAN FISH. IAN FISH. IAN FISH.”

by FuturePersinger February 21, 2022