Brandi realized just what she had gotten into with her new teaching position when she had her class draw their family trees and half of them were family sticks.
by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023
Get the Family stickmug. by CrustyCxm July 6, 2020
Get the Ponton Familymug. A family in which a sibling/cousin get's married and or has sexual relations to or with their other sibling/cousin. To either keep a family 'pure' or simply, for the fun of Alabama.
"Honestly, i didn't think that the mean glare and tight jaw in Richard III's painting was vandalism. I thought it was Alabama family."
by CorriCoral June 19, 2020
Get the Alabama familymug. The anxiety, worry, despair and insanity a person may feel or deal with regarding any small or large family interaction or assembly; this is usually based on the perceived right and responsibility of kin to be annoying, to be annoyed and disgusted with you, to be rude, unsupportive, condescending, derogatory; to question and disapprove of everything you think or do “on principle”; to basically butt heads and accept this mutual condemnation because “love means never having to say you’re sorry” (the only situation in which this idiotic & insane epitaph could possibly apply).
Vivian dreads her annual family reunion picnic so much that this familial dementia mutates into insane schemes, such as supposed tropical diseases or covert government secret missions, the details of which she cannot reveal even to her mother, in order to keep herself from having to attend.
by ChezCinque August 21, 2011
Get the familial dementiamug. The tiger family is just like a regular family. Just better. Because they will never leave. They will always be there for you. They will always be there to make sure you happy. And your always there to make sure they are happy. A tiger family isn’t just a group name. It’s a love. You love each other so much. That they all mean everything to you. And that they are just wonderful. And plain out amazing. Everyone in this family is kinda and caring. Everyone is beautiful, inside and out. Everyone is just great. It’s always amazing to have a tiger family.💗
by Hehe. MaRlEY March 28, 2019
Get the Tiger familymug. The craziest and coolest family ever! They sit around campfires in the pouring rain and listen to oldies all night long. Someone in the family owns a cat named Albert, and one member is actually a tickle monster. About good portion of the family are hicks, while the rest are dying from smog inhalation.
by afer94 June 7, 2009
Get the Fenech Familymug. when you 3d print two dildos and put them on the two front seats of your car and fucken sit on them so it goes up your asshole and then go for a joyride. Then about every hour or so you switch seats so everyone gets a go ;)
by Yeahtheboys1123 August 19, 2021
Get the Family Joyridemug.