Family Guy

A cartoon that was awesome. Especially the early seasons where Peter was still retarded, but didn't act all childish, Brian was the voice of reason for Peter instead of a liberal douche, Stewie being evil and wanting to kill Lois, Cleveland was around, and Lois wasn't a terrible mother.

Person 1: Wanna watch some Family Guy?

Person 2: If you're talking the earlier seasons, for sure!

by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021

this is a family establishment

A phrase meant to shut someone up, especially when they're talking about something inappropriate.

(At Chick-fil-A)
Teal: So, I was reading the latest Chuck Tingle book, and got to the part where they--
Azure: Dude! This is a family establishment!

by Blues and Dumbness June 19, 2020

school family

family but at school generally assigning random friends as your mom, dad, siblings, etc

"Yeah, John's part of my school family. He's the dad."

by stevonniemahniverse July 17, 2015

Ponton Family

A Family That is Fucked Up in so many ways.

The Ponton Family Is a fucked up family

by CrustyCxm July 6, 2020

Alabama family

A family in which a sibling/cousin get's married and or has sexual relations to or with their other sibling/cousin. To either keep a family 'pure' or simply, for the fun of Alabama.

"Honestly, i didn't think that the mean glare and tight jaw in Richard III's painting was vandalism. I thought it was Alabama family."

by CorriCoral June 19, 2020

Family Guy

One of the best anime ever. It was created by a brilliant man named Seth McFarlane. It is about a guy named Peter Griffin and his family and friends going on crazy ass adventures. It began airing on FOX sometime at the end of the 90s. This amazing anime series is known for being funny as hell with references to other famous anime such as: The Simpsons, American Dad, King of the Hill, and many more. You should show this anime to your grandchildren this awesome anime 20 years later to keep this anime's legacy alive. This show was also nominated for various awards which I am too lazy to list down. This anime is the fifth best anime of all time. Just behind Spongebob SquarePants, Bee Movie, The Simpons, and the one and only, Cory in the House. Oh, and one more thing, I didn't bother to watch the newer episodes of spongebob or any clips from King of the Hill because this is a fucking meme and I don't know why you bothered to read the whole thing. I always wanted to know why humanity became a bunch of retards in recent years. Oh, and good job to anyone who managed to read this entire shit hole of a definition.

Guy 1: Have you seen Family Guy yet?

Guy 2: Yeah! That anime was amazing!

Guy 3: Family guy is bad

Guy 1: gtfo lmao

by Justin Beiber is Fucking Gay June 12, 2018

Tiger family

The tiger family is just like a regular family. Just better. Because they will never leave. They will always be there for you. They will always be there to make sure you happy. And your always there to make sure they are happy. A tiger family isn’t just a group name. It’s a love. You love each other so much. That they all mean everything to you. And that they are just wonderful. And plain out amazing. Everyone in this family is kinda and caring. Everyone is beautiful, inside and out. Everyone is just great. It’s always amazing to have a tiger family.💗

Sam and Magen are my tiger family. I love them so much.

by Hehe. MaRlEY March 28, 2019