False Advertising

When you see a woman from behind, who looks like she is very sexy, but when you catch up with her and realize she is very unattractive or might even be a man.

Friend #1 "Damn, that chick over there is smokin'"

Friend #2 "Nah, man, she has a butterface, because when get up close, you realize it was False Advertising from behind!"

by Pig For A Poke December 25, 2010

False

a bunch of card playing faggots who are too lame to say "wrong"

"Man this shit is so cash"
"False"
*punch that homo in the face for being such a fag*

by Blinx69 January 14, 2010

Failschool

Anything that really sucks.

I was totally failschool at bowling today.

Smoking is failschool.

Failschool. (upon watching someone drop their pudding, etc.)

by Mingolando March 9, 2009

False Stop

The act of coming to a complete stop at a red light only for it to instantly turn green, making your stop unnecessary and subsequently annoying.

Man I can't believe I stopped at that red light, and it totally turned green right away. I hate when I make a false stop!

by ilikedietcoke October 9, 2010

False Lie

When you tell a lie but it turns out to be true.

Bill didn’t watch the Broncos game on Sunday. He asked his coworker Ron if he knew who won. Ron also didn’t watch the game but confidently stated that the Broncos won by 11. Bill was ecstatic! And decided to look up the game stats. The score stated Broncos won 21-10. Ron was correct even though he was lying. Ron told a false lie.

by Koshinku September 15, 2020

false whorenow

A girl who by looks or attitude appears to be a whorenow but is not. Almost all dispositions are shared with the whorenow, except that instead of being uppity and bitchy, the false whorenow is hyperactive and superfriendly.

It is not unusual for false whorenows to be interested in or even obsessed with religion.

May or may not be a slutfor.

-see whorenow
-see slutfor

Susan may be nice, but she's still materialistic and ditzy. What a false whorenow...

by Roadcone February 1, 2006

False Blackism

The act of a white person attempting to portray himself/herself as a black person.

"Bobby sure does like wearing his pants down to his knees."

"Yeah! Someone should nab him for false blackism!"

by Varstix April 1, 2008