first classhole

ANYONE who sits in first class on a flight.

Son, you see those folks who are sitting in the front of the plane? Those are what you call "first classholes". Fortunately, they're most likely to die in a crash.

by 85cyclone December 29, 2015

forest goochie

an old half chinese half cat lady who lives in the forest

Monique: "I'm stuck in the forest"
Yesha: "Don't let the forest goochies get you"

by forestgoochielifestyle June 29, 2016

first-up

First of all, before anything else, on the very top of your to-do list.

First-up, you need to make sure you have enough money before thinking about starting your own business.

by Dean1122 June 22, 2016

Forest Blumpkin

Your typical blumpkin administered by one in either a wheel chair or someone with a peg leg and an eye patch while screaming at the neighbors that you are not mentally challenged and you are just as normal as the rest of society.

Had a rough day at work and the boss called me special in the head . So the wife took me home and gave me the old forest blumpkin.

by MX29 December 7, 2019

First sex misunderstanding

When male virgin thinks he’s gonna get laid, but he gets his ass ripped.

Hej Vojta, how was your first sex with Zuzka?
Well it was first sex misunderstanding. It was more like fist sex and I can’t even sit down properly because my ass is inside out.

by Rick McFire February 17, 2020

Forest Middle School

A school located in Lynchburg It's old, the teachers are old, rats run across the floor, the teachers don't give a shit if a kid gets bullied, and the bathroom always smells like shit. In addition, many cute girls and couples made found here. But some stupid idiots leak some sixth graders nudes all over fucking Instagram. You will sometimes find really good people here. Actually scratch that it's just bullies and thugs that lurk around bathrooms trading juul pods for real money.

John: I'm getting on the bus to Forest Middle School

David: Shit I feel bad for you that place is an absolute shithole

by Butternut squash up your nose July 22, 2020

first partying

When you put your party in first place baby

We first partied our way to victory that match.

First partying was the key to that win.

by Goat Billy August 3, 2020