God

God is a person with many skills and qualities. Sweet, sexy, terrifying, stalker, creepy and hot are some the words one can use to describe God. Can come off as crazy, scary weirdo at first but in reality is just full of energy, optimism and sexual innuendos. Always there to help and wish you a nice day but also the first one to jump at the chance to roast someone. Not to mention the fact that one cannot have a normal conversation without it being turned to something sexual when God is around.

OML! God is such a polite stalker!

by God_is_I March 8, 2022

God

Abigail Rose Cothran

Did you hear? God has entered the Overwatch chat!!

by El Diablo. October 26, 2020

God

A thing Christians believe in. What? Did you expect a rant that is two essays long saying that the Christians are mere fools and how God is a sadist in a view of an Atheist's eyes?

Christian: I believe in god
Atheists: STFU god dosen't exist, the world is created due to the Big Bang theory.

by ekoa192 January 26, 2020

God

The big man upstairs.

John: Who stole my milk?
Bob: It was probably god.

by BobTheBoss August 10, 2020

God

1. A Omnipresent, Omnipotent, and Supernatural being that ascends through time and space, an almighty being, the ruler of the universe. You, yes all of you mortals must worship this being for it is your love and life. A female god is called a goddess.

2. Someone who’s the best at something.

EX1. P1: Hey, what God do you worship?
P2: I don’t worship anything.
P1: oh

EX2. Wow! Whoever made this is a god! I would worship this guy who made this literally!

by Sylvetube February 19, 2018

God

Believed by many to be the director, producer, and writer of the shit show that is Humanity

Alien 1 (Dave): Hey Jeff, have you seen the latest season of Humanity? I hear they finally developed motorized transportation!

Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.

by steps15 July 4, 2017

God

Big strong sexy bold (Thanos) can murder half the universe and repair it with flex tape

Thanos is a god

by Killerlead January 9, 2019