Furniture Float

The calling for getting ones dick hard in the sense of the cowgirl sex position.

"Last night I was talking to Jess and the way she talked made my furniture float"

by 84matt460 April 5, 2021

Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"

Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.

by Laxanus November 7, 2020

Float Life

Float Life (noun): A state of existence characterized by living on a watercraft of any kind, often accompanied by a carefree attitude and a love for aquatic adventures. Originating from the shores of duhboat, where the sea and serenity collide with whimsy.

Example 1: "After quitting his desk job, John fully embraced the float life, sailing around the Caribbean on his sailboat, soaking in the sunsets and salty breeze."

Example 2: "The float life isn't just about cruising on luxury yachts; even living on a humble houseboat can offer a profound sense of freedom and connection to the water."

by digiprints May 8, 2024

Float the bag

A metaphor for slowing down and taking your time (as when you buy a new fish).

Hey dude, don't eat that all at once! Float the bag, man, float the bag.

by scowb May 23, 2024

floating a brain

One "floats a brain" by pulling your testicles out of the fly hole of your pants and proceed about your normal business without acknowledging the exposed genitals. This is typically done in bars or at parties.

I floated a brain at the party last weekend. I will be floating a brain this evening at the social function.

by bigEC July 19, 2014

Chelsea milk float

1) An unaffordable-to-most electric vehicle comprising of fake leather seats and the uncanny resemblance of an upside-down bathtub with a small TV where that taps should be.

2) A Tesla Model 3

Watch out Jeremy, there's another Chelsea milk float silently trying to mow you down.

Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.

by Mad Mikki Bongo June 11, 2022

let it float in the river

When you let someone or something go which you know will make you cry later but it's the best for you

I liked him for nine years but he had a girlfriend so, I let it float in the river.

by Orangepinks March 27, 2025