fattypack

A roll of fat that flaps over the top of pants, lookign like a fannypack.

Dam! That chick has a huge fattypack!

by cbtchy October 27, 2010

Fatty Machine

Reference to all form of Vending Machine and other chocolate-dispensing memorabilia used by fatties

I'm going to the fatty machine to buy some chocolate

by meloveyoulongtimeitstrue November 8, 2010

fatty job

-(n)the art of an overweight person giving oral sex by putting the male sex organ in their fat roles and massaging it as one would do when giving a hand job.

Michael ran out of lube so Mason used the grease from the leftover KFC to give him a fatty job.

by Mason Curran January 13, 2011

fatty jiggle

The act of firmly grabbing a roll of fat from someone's waist and shaking it like jello. Works best when applied to a muffin top.

Yo, check out the epic muffin top on that girl. I'm gonna sneak behind her and give her a fatty jiggle.

by Tres equis September 30, 2011

fatty talk

when you start describing food and what you want to do to it the moment you put your hands on it

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Example #1 "dude im so hungry i can't wait to eat lunch. im going to order a double patty, with large fries and skip the drink, but add onion rings. oh and add bacon and get ..."

Example #2 "OMG kenny you know what would be so good right now? If we go get some mexican food! like a burrito and a side order of fries .... "

by JayJackJackie March 11, 2013

fattey

The act of getting a rediculously large dip/serving of smokeless tobacco normally placed between the bottom lips and gums. As normal consumption of a standard sized dip would normally fit between your thumb and pointer finger (the average serving per can would be around 10); a "fattey" would take at the least all fingers other than the pinky (A "fattey" will empty a can in 3 or sometimes less servings).

Hey Bubba, can I get some of that skoal? Sure uncle dad, just don't get a fattey.

by Kingofants December 17, 2013

Fatty Mc Dildo

usually referred to fat people with dildos up their asses

Me: Hey Fatty Mc Dildo got beans?
Fatty Mc Dildo: Ya fucked a dildo today, why?
Me: get in the bin.

by Fake news April 4, 2017