even 9

A term posers, like frat boys, use to brag up how many shots gets them the perfect amount of drunk while pregaming. When hanging out with other frat bags discussing drinking habits, this gives them the appearance of having amazing tolerance. When in actuality drinking this amount typically leaves them severely intoxicated and trying to hook up with some sorority freshman who now sleeps with any frat guy to get the attention she used to get in high school.

Dude we were over at (insert lame nickname here)'s and pregamed, yep did the even 9 so we are totally good to go man. Let's chug some boons farm, pop our collars, and jam some generic heavy metal.

by Muffin Longshanks January 16, 2011

You don't even look Italian!

A diss used by the jersey shore meant to be a really bad insult. Because Jersey Shore people always try to think that they are Italian.

You are so bad at fist pumping, get a freaking life.

Shut up. You don't even look Italian!

by massieistheBLOCK January 19, 2011

Eventually

Not stating the time and or date of a certain event.

"He's going to ask me out......eventually!"

by Insert Pseudonym Name Here January 3, 2010

can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it?

A question with no answer, if god can do everything then if he can make the taco that means he cannot eat the spiciest food, if he cannot make the taco that means that god cannot make a taco too spicy for him. lose lose situation.

I went to the church and told the priest, if god can do ANYTHING, can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? everyone stood there speechless with no answer, including the priest

by redwings... December 12, 2008

everthorne

the sexiest ship ever consisting of Katniss Everdeen and Gale Hawthorne. A majority of the Hunger Games fandom does not ship them but ship a smaller rival paddle boat, Everlark. For some people, Everthorne is their one true pairing.

I think the Titanic is overrated. EVERTHORNE is the real people attractor!

by Everlark is love <3 December 23, 2014

everton

The best team in the world. Evertonians are born not made. You don't understand what it is to love everton unless you actually do, they're more than just a football team.

bloke 1''Who do you support?''
bloke 2''Everton''
bloke 1''They're fucking boss''

by Dooner September 5, 2006

Evett

The Best of Bois, Evetts are amazing at Games,(board or electronical) have a great sense of humor and are memester educated. All though most are annoying, they are fiercely loyal and can definitely be depended on when you're in a tight spot and need a little help. Furthermore, They usually have great ideas and great advice. However, DO.NOT.CROSS.THEM

"Hey did you heard about that thing that Evett did?" "Nope"

by Reenormsboi May 15, 2018