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New England Dunkin’ Run 

A siren’s call to specific action. A distant whisper song that one can hear on a typical fog mist morning drive, traveling through twisty and mangle-branched woods of New England— calling you to Dunkin for coffee.
It wasn’t a typical need for coffee this morning. I had the full experience of a New England Dunkin’ Run. I felt that intoxicating lure to the glowing Dunkin’ sign peaking through the grey and pulling us to the black nectar; an elixir of sweetness and cream, welcoming but disguising the sensual bitter bite of darkness. A potion that provides all New England life energy. We wait in single-file until finally we are able to procure the cure to Mondays; holding that power in our own hands. Our pulses quicken as we accept the gift despite the cost. Euphoria washes over us as we sip mana. Our senses become sharp. Our eyes and minds focus. We are on fire. We are wicked prepared and our work days begin.
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New England Howdy 

A greeting where someone says howdy, while flipping you off and usually including too much eye contact or stretching out the word weirdly long.
Bro, I saw this dude that picked a bunch of drunk fights last night and gave hime the New England Howdy.
New England Howdy by Patriot-hate August 10, 2022

New England Clam Chowder 

A finishing move where one pulls out, ejaculates on their partners cleavage and uses the ejaculate as lube to tit-fuck them. With proper timing you may experience a second orgasm.
I didn't want to get my boss pregnant, so I pulled out and hit her with the ol' New England Clam Chowder. Then I came again in her face!

New England hot wax 

When you get your hands duct taped to your cash and prizes and you struggle to get free.Most hair is removed during the panic.
Then he wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I gave him the New England hot wax. He didn’t like that shit for a second.

New England Tea Party

When two civilized young chaps rub honey on there balls and then layering tea leaves on said balls. They then drop their Honey-Balls in the tea for a nice refreshing drink.
Hello mate, are you up for a New England Tea Party this afternoon?”

New England Patriots 

To remove or decrease the amount of something inside anything considered as a ball(s).
"My girlfriend is as good at deflating balls as the New England Patriots."

New England Cherry Juice 

The act of stuffing your partner with as many cherries as you can fit in them, then proceeding to fuck them so violently that the juice flows out.
Jack put two dozen cherries in Jill ass then made New England Cherry Juice for Janet drink it.