Thomas the tank engine

Just god

"Hail, Thomas the tank engine! Hail!"

by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 21, 2020

engineering failure

1) something designed by an engineer that fails to complete its purpose of existence.
2) somebody who is studying engineering in post-secondary school and failing a lot of courses

in relation to def 1)
Jenn: my favorite type of chewy candy is green apple
Chris: you are an engineering failure
Jenn: i agree

in relation to def 2)
Jason: i failed my test
Chris: me too
Together: we're engineering failures =C
/wrist

by Sedra Smith March 13, 2009

Engine Cranker

A sex move in which the male inserts his penis into the ass and moves his penis in a circular motion. This move usually ends with a swirl. Pinching is optional.

I give this girl such an engine cranker that she probably will be sore for quite a while.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008

English Country Salad

A sex act between two partners that is illegal in many areas of the world. In this activity the submissive partner lies on his or her stomach with the acting partner on top. The acting partner then sticks their finger down their throat to induce vomiting, regurgitating whatever's in their stomach into the submissive partner's ass crack.

The acting partner then proceeds to eat the vomit out of the ass crack while performing anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus. The phrase "English Country" refers to the vibrant colors often found in vomit. "Salad" refers to the eating of vomit from the asscrack.

"Oh, darling," said the aroused naked woman to her male lover, "I want you to give me an English Country Salad."

"For you, my love," responded the man. "I'll do anything. My only desire is to please you in every way."

Then he stuck his finger down his throat and vomited all over her ass crack. After that he ate all the vomit while licking her asshole, concluding by giving his love a tender kiss on the lips. They cuddled the rest of the night.

by Dexter Graves October 27, 2010

Svefn-g-englar

Quite possibly the most beautiful Icelandic song exceeding 10 mins. Sigur Ros' abilities to combine rhythmic harmony and atmospheric effects collide in a way that uplifts the listener the moment the song starts. Don't be confused in thinking the lead singer is a girl if you don't already know who Sigur Ros is, it takes away from the experience. The ambient background will have your mind wandering as you relax along to this beautiful piece of music. Playing guitar with the bow of a cello never sounded so beautiful.

Josh: Dude did you ever hear that Sigur Ros song Svefn-g-englar?

Steve: Obviously, you haven't lived until you listen to it all the way through! 1:22 = eargasm!!

Josh: Agreed

*Hi-five*

by iamacookie6 May 15, 2011

engineer

One who often finds himself in the middle of the battlefield collecting metal and building machines (such as teleporters) to help ensure victory. Arch enemy of the spy. Common phrases include; "Teleporter goin up" "Sentry goin up" and "SPY SAPPIN MY SENTRY!"

You: Hey engineer, keep checking your back. There's a spy around.

Me: Thanks, HEY, SPY SAPPIN MY SENTERY!

by LON Master 000 February 5, 2009

english rose

an english rose is a young typically english girl.
normally, she will have brown hair, pale skin, green eyes and rosy cheeks. she is very beautiful and very rare.

1:wow that girl is amazing!
2:yeahh she's an english rose...

by robert matthews May 25, 2008