Crusty Elbows

When people don't wash and lotion their elbows so they get crusty.

Crusty Elbows are gross.

by Linda ;) July 10, 2019

movers elbow

Movers elbow

Soreness or pain in elbow from moving or lifting furniture for long periods of time

I couldn't make it to work this morning because my movers elbow was killing me

by Mover 1 July 22, 2019

Dutch Elbow

Similar to a donkey punch, When you are going down on your girl and you give her a good, hard punch on her funny bone, causing her to shriek in pain and causing her vagina to squeeze the shit out of your dick. Second best orgasm I've ever had.

"Hey bro, I heard Sam scream really loud last night, you must have dicked her good!"
"Yeah dude, I gave her the Dutch Elbow. She didn't find it Humerus."

by MangledTaint May 28, 2019

Elbowed

When you are in the act of chatting a lady and without warrent and to everyones supprise your mate or a rando slides an elbow between you and said lady in an attempt to steal the girl for their own chat

Bro, did you see Joel walk up and elbow me last night.. what a peckerwood

That cunt just elbowed me

by Alman865 June 4, 2019

vacation elbow

A temporary medical condition that effects Father’s while on vacation. Typical triggered by loud noises or repeated blows to the seat back. When this malady Occurs the fraternal elbow engages in a manner which generally strikes the person sitting behind them in the car, train, plane or ship.

My vacation elbow was acting up when I had to drive from New York to Florida. Now both my kids have black eyes.

by Darryl Cartrip June 7, 2019

Franzmann Elbow

A leathal weapon if she forgets her strap-on.

Rajeev nooooo.... I'll give you the franzmann elbow

by PauliePhoenix December 11, 2019

Crook the elbow

Marcus: "Yo, did you finally dip the snip?"
Augustus: "Yeah I crooked the elbow."

Crook the elbow is when you as a tremendous stud have had a dry period for weeks and you finally get drained.

by Roastedxx May 14, 2019