puppydog eyes

Big dark eyes that express emotion and make you want to melt. Also known as Cam's eyes.

Cam is sooo cute, he has such puppy dog eyes!

by Ally April 04, 2004

japs eye

the tiny hole at the end of the penis, resembles eye of person of japanese extraction.

He fucked a melon and got some seeds stuck in his japs eye

by lannery March 23, 2005

eye bleach

a product used on the eyes when disturbing content, in line with internet rule 34, has been viewed and cleansing is necessary. steel wool may also be applied in severe cases.

"Damn it, the image of it is burned into my eyes!"
"Quick, use the eye bleach to remove"

by tad2020 September 06, 2006

short-eye

Every parent knows what short-eyes means. It's that weird man (or woman) who doesn't look the parent in the eye, but instead looks down to stare at the children. In prison, it refers to a pedo.

Husband: Did you see that weird dude looking down at our little Suzy ???
Wife: I did. He's definitely a short-eye.
Husband: Should I kick the pedo's ass ?
Wife: Let's just get the hell outta here before he comes back !

by Coma-doof warrior May 26, 2017

Clear Eyes

God's gift to stoners, delivered to us by Ben Stein. It gets the red out, so people think you're sober, but your friends know better! Also comes in small, easy-to-shoplift packaging so you can save some extra money for more hydro.

I tell people that the reason I keep Clear Eyes around is because typing essays on the computer irritates my eyes.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 03, 2004

Eye-talian

An Italian in Montana, Wyoming, & Texas I suppose.

Do you want Eye-talian dressing on your salad?
No, I want Italian dressing on my salad, after my dinner.

by Alpino October 29, 2020

googalie eyes

Eyes that roll around in your head. Often found on dolls, muppets, etc. You can buy a box of them at most craft stores in varying sizes. This word was used on Sesame Street.

My god, look at that crazy drunk pirate's googalie eye!

by Doctor Fishopoulis March 31, 2004