eat the bird

Used as an expression to accompany giving someone the finger, telling him or her to literally consume it; therefore, you are in essence symbolically telling the person to suck dick.

This was used to great effect in John Waters' film "Pink Flamingos."
"Eat the bird, bitch!" (from the aforementioned film)

Jim: If this party isn't fun, I'm gonna be pissed.
Tim: Shut up, Jim.
Kim: Yeah, Jim. Eat the bird.
by spike bradley August 08, 2009
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eat out

engage in heaving petty,fondling,etc. then undress her. kiss her all over, rub her breasts, and work down to her pussy. tease her and get her excited by licking and kissing her inside thighs. lick around her pussy, but not on it. then stick your tongue between her pussy lips and gently nudge it open. still gently stick your tongue in her pussy. still massaging her and fondling, find her g-spotand lick it. She will do anything for you when you touch her there ( if not possible, use your fingers). She will be moaning. then pull your tongue out, and using your fingers get her clit wet. then form and o, and start sucking on it. lick while sucking. still keep touching her all over with fingers (can even explore pub area if you like). while sucking her clit, take your fingers and stick them in her pussy. start fingerfucking her. then use your other hand to rub her breasts and butt. then swirl your tongue around her clit and take it off, then stick in in her pussy and pull it in and out really quickly. when she starts bucking, stop her by holding her butt cheeks (you can massage). she will definately hav an orgasm if you do this right.
F: Hey will u give me an eat out?
M: Only if u give me a blowjob
F: Definately! It is 20 times better the way u do it!!

Later:
F: OOOOOOHHHH!!! I love youu!!! That feels sooo good!! MOOOANNNNN!!
by iluvjb143 July 31, 2007
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eating is cheating

A reason why real men don't stop for food during a pub crawl.
1. I'm completely shitfaced, let's get a kebab.
2. You are such a wuss - eating is cheating.
by Ponkygirl February 14, 2008
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eat pussy

Giving a woman pleasure by using your mouth, teeth, lips, or tongue.
him: do you like that?...That do you like?

Her: mm yeah eat pussy babe
Him: excellent you are now ready for that 'palm jobtechnique' I found on google.
by deepbreath January 21, 2014
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Eat ME

when you eat someone harder than donkey kong
Dowef eat me hard
by paul/goodboy December 10, 2018
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eating out

The best thing for a woman. Looks hot between two women. And is great here how u do it:

Take off her clothes in a darkish room make sure you can see her and she can see you but not so light that she can't relax

Start off by kissing her thighs as if your kissing her mouth
Then start fingering her cunt

Then stick yourfimgers in er mouth
Now massage her breasts

OK now put your lips to the lips of her cunt and kiss softly
Now lick don't worry about being gentle lick hard as you can make sure you get everything out.

Now stick your tounge up her vagina with your lips covering her as much as you can and suck
PS I am great at eating out and am bisexual ;)
by expertno1 August 14, 2014
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eat-ass

A form of refusal to a request
Person 1: "Can you take this umbrella, I need to tie my shoe lace"
Person 2: "Eat-ass!"
by GASTeam January 17, 2013
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