Dinosaur

Dinosaurs are the best thing in the world! Yall say they are dead! well hey guess what!!! They arent! Cuz they will never be dead!!!!!

Teacher: Dinosaurs roamed the earth hundereds of years ago. Until one day the astroid hit and all dinosaurs died!
Me: Hey teacher!
Teacher: What?
Me: Did you go to collage?

Teacher: Yes, now what is your point!
Me: If you went to collage you would know that dinosaurs are still alive and they will be forever so better go back to school and re-learn if you actually want to be smart
Kids in my class: Ayyyyy Teach u just got roasted!

by Dinosaur4 April 27, 2021

Gay dinosaur

A dinosaur attracted to its own gender

Dino1; I like you
Dino2; I like you also
Dino1 and 2; We are gay dinos now
GAY DINOSAURS

by anonymous May 3, 2023

Dinosaur

That giant guy you always see around that has really small arms that you could snap like a twig.

Dont trip the dinosaur you dont want to have to start a fire with the broken twigs.

by AlexKisner May 12, 2016

dinosaur

prehistoric grandparents

someone: My grandma is such a dinosaur
other someone: Yeah, mine too

by Ashetray2023 May 3, 2023

Dinosaur

The birds outside your window. Direct descendants of T. Rex and the Veloceraptor. Dinosaurs exist, even today.

Hey - did you know that birds are dinosaurs? That’s amazing!!

by urdefined February 27, 2024

Speedster dinosaur dark souls 1 dark souls 2 dark souls 3 honor

The highest and strongest level of a promise that can possibly be promised. By uttering this phrase, one makes a promise that cannot and will not be broken no matter what.

“Speedster dinosaur dark souls 1 dark souls 2 dark souls 3 honor, I will not forget to pick you up later.”

by Robbie Whitefish June 5, 2023

Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone in a Suit of Armor

To install a cable in a conduit.

There was lots of rotating machines along the pathway, so we had to Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone in a Suit of Armor.

by HateStain May 7, 2025