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Democrat

Political assholes that live to screw up lives of successful people and make America suck in foreign policy.
Dude, you're a Democrat which means you're an asshole and I suggest you go fuck yourself.
by AdomC March 27, 2015
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Democrat

1. A person that expects the black population to warship them if they run for president or govenener for "ending slavery". When in reality it was there party that wanted slavery to stay and it was the Republican party that wanted it to end.

2. A person with no job that demands that he/she gets paid money

3. A supporter of the LGBTQ rights movement

4. A person that has little to no respect for 2nd amendment rights

5. A person that complains about not being rich

6. Someone who labels any riot that wasnt supported by them ( the jan 6 "riot") a insurrection which is a violent uprising against the government.

7. A person who preaches about saving democracy while they have most likely preached about the need for a socialist government.

8. Almost every middle school student

9. A person who supports black people going out in the middle of the night and looting and burning buildings. Incase your a idiot who doesnt know when this happened (because you were to busy watching CNN preaching about the so called "peaceful protesting") go ahead and google 2020 riots and go to images.
Im a Democrat and Im proud
by Beef supreme 69420 March 2, 2021
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Democrat

Someone who can take a bad Republican idea and make it worse.
Republican: Let's suspend the Bill of Rights.
Democrat: Great idea! Then, let's mandate everyone to eat their own feces to reduce their individual carbon footprints.
by Cunningest Linguist August 14, 2008
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Social democrat

Person 1: Layne says he's a social democrat

Person2: Nah he's really just a communist
by Narp746543 June 20, 2016
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Democracy

Do you want 150 million retards to be the direct cause of you and your baby starving to death? Well, boy, do I have the political strategy for you!
Hym "Thanks Democracy! This clearly works! They clearly voted correctly! Everything is great right now! Hey, somebody want to appoint me to one of these Kafkaesque bureaucracies so I can continue to be a lazy, do nothing, piece of shit; except with a million dollars instead of nothing? No? Ok. We'll just starve then."

Iam *sigh* "......."

Hym "What? No rebuke? Ok I'll keep going. How does saying the exact opposite of reality end up working on people, over and over again? 'What? Inflation isn't happening! What are you talking about' 'This is clearly the other teams fault!' 'That ruler is clearly broken. We both know my dick is 9 inches!' Good job team! We clearly need the people who voted for this to continue to have a say in our society."

Iam "...They should have a say in what the country they live in is going to be like. They're being lied to, blatantly, by corrupt people. Oh! I just had an idea! Finish up so I can go!"

Hym "Oh, no, be my guest. I'm just about finished anyway. I'll just be here waiting patiently for the country to collapse and raiders to start making outposts on the street corners."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
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Democracy

Codename for invasion. Often used in the context of oil, but works with practically any nationalized industry / trade.
We will be bringing democracy to Iraq.
by Clay_ August 3, 2022
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Export democracy

Every third world country is a dictatorship and supports terrorist groups, it's time to export some democracy and "liberate these nations" Fuck yeah🇺🇲
"President, it appears that Afghanistan is supporting terrorist groups, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GO AND EXPORT DEMOCRACY TO THEM"
by Magerful March 25, 2022
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